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cainers replied to your post: cainers replied to your post: ravingsockmonkey…

Oh dear god.

YUP. Hit me up on AIM or something, you can watch me yell in REAL TIME.

cainers replied to your post: ravingsockmonkey replied to your post: Excuse me…

Isn’t it always “bitches be cray”

It is, but ESPECIALLY this one. You know what I’m talking about.

“The Giants were due to receive 20,000 Melky Cabrera tee-shirts on September 8th. They are now Angel Pagan tee-shirts. I really hope it’s a new design and not Melky Cabrera with his head replaced or an MS Paint beard added. Actually, scratch that because it would be totally awesome. “

lol

So Paula said she wanted to see my Jersey Collection, so here it is: 

1) Tom Seaver throwback: I got this one in a Long Island mall on sale for $50. Tom Seaver was always one of my grandfather’s favorite pitchers. He was the one who got me into baseball so when I saw this I had to get it. 

2) Ike Davis black “authentic” I got this off eBay for like $25. I’m 99% sure this is a bootleg, but whatever. It fits great, looks great and no one can tell the difference. 

3) Atlanta Braves authentic (no player): my oldest baseball jersey, got this off of eBay as well. Forgot how much I paid for it. 

4) Green Bay Packers Aaron Rodgers “authentic” Bought this from a chinese bootleg site for $35, even though you honestly cannot tell. It’s a great jersey, it’s just a bit too snug at the moment. :\

5) Miami Dolphins Jake Long “authentic” Got this off eBay for a steal (ie: I can’t remember, maybe like $15?) and yeah I know this one is a fake because the color of the numbers and nameplate are the wrong shade of green. Whatever. Jake Long rules.

6) New York Giants Eli Manning replica: Got this one from the very store that the Manning family’s grandparents own in Philadelphia, MS. It was cheaper than most stores because of that. $50. 

7) Minnesota Vikings Brett Favre “authentic (I think you may be sensing a trend here)” Bought this off a guy from the Something Awful Forums for $25. Looks real enough for me. Sadly Brett retired the year after I got this, so thanks for that Brett. 

8) Pittsburgh Steelers Super Bowl Ben Roethlisberger replica: I really don’t know why I have this. Got it off eBay for like $10. I guess I just wanted a jersey of a rapist around the house. 

I have more but this is all Tumblr will let me do in one post! Three more Miami Dolphins jerseys, none really of note. A old LogoAthletic Dan Marino jersey that’s way too small, a Jay Fiedler replica (of all the people), and a Junior Seau jersey which I got the year after he retired. I recently wore it again after I found out he committed suicide.  Poor guy. :(

I don’t really have the best luck with Dolphins jerseys, apparently. 

cainers replied to your post: I thought about making a dumb post about my silly…

I CARE

THEN MAYBE I’LL DO IT JUST FOR YOU PAULA BECAUSE WE COOL LIKE DAT.

Paula and I: Baseball Buddies

YO FUCK DAVID FREESE

cainers replied to your post: Earlier “dinner and a movie” thing was a success…

But dinner and movies usually equal dates js.

YEAH YEAH SHUT UP MAYBE IT IS AND MAYBE IT AIN’T

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As long as you don’t die in a wildfire, I think you should be okay.

Wildfires, earthquakes, and gays! Oh my!

cainers replied to your post: cainers replied to your post: SO HEY LET’S TALK…

I’m surprised you know how to tag stuff by the way~ SF weather can be pretty bipolar, but it’s not usually awful during the summer. SoCal is more of the ideal summer weather. BUT I EXPECT YOU TO DRAG SOMEONE ALONG. I need to meet both of you fools

I’ve been in Texas heat and Our Very Own Mississippi Heat. I think I can handle a little So Cal heat