Matt Garza Watches Adam Sandler Movies
oldtimefamilybaseball: Matt Garza Watches Happy Gilmore: (via Zimbio, Ezra Shaw/Getty Images North America) Matt Garza Watches Spanglish: (via Bleed Cubbie Blue, Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images) Matt Garza Watches Jack and Jill: (Brian Kersey/Getty Images) Matt Garza Watches That’s My Boy: (via Reddit)
That Breakfast Club drawing down there reminded me how the biggest crush I had on Ally Sheedy in that movie when I was a kid. Ayup.
Whoever put in the Game Genie code for R.A. Dickey to have 99 stats on everything, thank you.
tylersnotthere: Two Perfect Games, one being the first Giants Franchise History Three No Hitters, one being the first in Mets Franchise History, one being completed by 6 pitchers One 4-homer game A 49 year old had won a start Numerous 3-homer games and too many pitchers flirting with no-nos to count. And it’s mid-June. This may become the greatest year of baseball ever.
Guys, I fuckin' love baseball.
Between R.A. Dickey being a PITCHING GOD tonight and throwing a one hitter, to Matt Cain being EVEN BETTER and pitching the 22nd Perfect Game tonight, this has been one hell of a night. Baseball, you guys.
R.A Dickey is pitching like a motherfucking BEAST tonight. Good lord.
SO HEY GUYS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY?
HEY REMEMBER THAT POST FROM YESTERDAY THAT WAS ALL GLOOM AND DOOM? Turns out, it was WAY WORSE than what I could imagine? That talk that went down? It just so happened to be the predication of my ass getting laid off. Sucks, huh? I was told (short story) that it was because someone was coming back full time (herefore referred to as The Red Menace) and that she apparently needed the hours that I...
Technology hates me apparently
So my internet is down and my DirecTV is fucked. It’s the world wants me to read a fucking book or something.
I’m really late on this but St. Vincent’s “Strange Mercy” is total hot shit. So rad.
And the freaking out about my job begins... now
So Madison and I went to Starkville today, but before I went to the video store to see if our paychecks were in. Maybe get a little extra spending money. Whatever. Of course, they weren’t in. We left for Starkvegas. Had fun. Et cetera. We got home a few hours later and I decided to check for the checks (boom, wordplay) before we headed to the house. They’re in, but when I get it I...
First Allison Brie and now Alexis Bledel. Fuck you, Pete Campbell. You really are the worst.
Fuck the Yankees
Man, fuck the Yankees and their stupid ballpark with little league dimensions. But to be fair, the Mets defense and bullpen lost that game for them. Jon Rauch himself even admitted that he was shitty today. Jon Niese pitched a hell of a first 7 innings and it just fell apart after Russell Martin’s bullshit cheap homerun off the top of the fence. But, still. Fuck the Yankees.
getoutoftherecat: bolinsmoostache: hatsuu: IT’S A FUCKING BOWL OF KITTENS the noises i just made the internet is over, you can all go home. God. DAMMIT.