Bob Ross soothes and calms and makes me happy like nothing else I’ve ever known.
Fun fact: Bob Ross was a Marine drill sergeant for several years, but quit because he didn’t like yelling at people.
PRIVATE WHY ARE YOU NOT SMILING IF YOU DON’T LOVE YOURSELF WITHIN THE NEXT 3 SECONDS YOU ARE GOING TO DROP AND GIVE ME 50
In order to justify opening up a copycat coffee shop that serves every Starbucks menu item with the word ‘dumb’ in front of it, Nathan Fielder had to demonstrate his history of corporate parody. Boy, did he deliver.
That time on UPF when Dan Ryckert thought nobody noticed him deepthroating the mechanical dog with his finger.
I will never forget @EstonianTFrog. He and I have spent countless hours traveling together, sharing our hopes and dreams, discussing European politics, speaking of our great loves and losses. He truly was my best friend.
To do anything less than carry on, than to smile bright and live life to the fullest, unapologetically would be a disservice to The Thunderfrog.
He came to us in the name of peace. He left us whilst trying to preserve that peace. Whilst trying to protect us. May his bravery live on throughout the ages.
Always remember and never forget, Jervis Cottonbelly still loves you. Until we meet again in Valhalla, my friend.